Roller Skating.

Right, so yesterday, I went Roller Skating for the first time in my life. I enjoyed myself, though I fell down a lot. BUT THE DAY AFTERWARDS…

Okay, I was told I was gonna get stiff. But here is the list of that hurts when I do it:

  • Laughing.
  • Coughing.
  • Bending over.
  • Sitting down.
  • Standing up.
  • Lying on a hard surface.
  • Sneezing.
  • Hiccuping.
  • Taking big steps.
  • Running.
  • Moving my upper right arm more than a few inches at a time.
  • Bending my body.
  • Turning around more than a few inches at a time.
  • Leaning in any direction.
  • Lifting heavy objects.

Yeah, I think you’ll agree (Ow.) that I’m (OW.) not really (OWWWW!) …Okay, maybe I should stop using my right arm to type. Alright, that should be bette(OW.) Wow, my left arm hurts too? This is gonna be hard to wri(OOW!) Note to self: Don’t scratch nose, ESPEC(OW!) Note self: Don’t move hands too quickly. Alright. I’m not doing any exercise today. You got that? Good. Cos’ I’m(OOOOOWW!!!) I should really remember to go slowly. (OW.) And to not bend over. And the fact that my family keeps making me laugh is NOT helping.(OW!) WHY-WON’T-I-STOP-BENDING-OVER?(OW!)OH, COME ON!!!(OW!)STOP MAKING(OW!) MIND THE SHOULDERBLADE!(OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!)

…I’m writing the rest of this later, WHEN EVERYTHIN(OW!)G STOPS HURTING! (OW!)

Okay, I’m back. Things have stopped hurting now, at least.

So, I enjoyed Roller Skating for the first time, even though I got very stiff afterwards. But if I keep going, I’ll get better at it, and I’ll get less stiff afterwards, right? Well, I enjoyed myself, and that’s what counts.


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  2. Hey Novak!
    Like your blog.It’s very FUNNY!HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s funny when you used OWWWWW!!!!

    By! Have a nice day!

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